Ages ago, our planet spun around the Sun alone, without a Moon, and upon its face there thrived a race composed of beautiful crystal, who loved their god, and whose god loved them.

Then an intruder came, smashing into the planet, reliquifying it, destroying everything, and hurling this god out into the void, where she has been since trapped within the dust of our new Moon.

Now she is waking up.

And she wants Earth back. Moon and all.